Sir! I love you! Thank you for including me in this meeting to talk about all the wonderful things you've accomplished since January 2025. What a big, beautiful man you are. The greatest fellow in the whole world! You're so alert. And you can walk! Wow! When grown men see you, they weep, and they are right to do so. Look at those toes. Your hair looks great; it is the right amount. If you were playing golf and you wanted to just put the ball in the hole with your hand, I don't think any of us would stop you. I like how when you use a pen, you make a big squiggle. I also like how sometimes you make up a word and then we all use it, because we want you to know how smart we think you are. I loved when you correctly pointed out a squirrel. I said that you were a genius earlier; you responded by throwing some ketchup on the floor. And I was honored just to be in your presence when that happened. Let's put on that playlist you like instead! I love how much you love Andrew Lloyd Webber!...
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