Good morning & happy Friday! Today, we're diving deep into Robinhood's latest financials to see why a monster quarter still couldn't stop the stock from falling (breaking down the most important facts & figures from Robinhood's Q2 2026, including the $106M gain that vanished before the earnings call even started, to see whether HOOD 0.00%' is still worth your time & money + bonus guide on how to Turn Claude Opus 5 Into a Financial Analyst That Never Sleeps inside), and fintech giant Revolut, which just opened private market access to 75 million users (the mechanics, why the timing is awkward, the OpenAI deal that dropped 3 days later & what it all means for Revolut's $150-200B IPO play + bonus deep dives into Revolut & the AI Monopoly Playbook inside). So let's just jump straight into the intriguing stuff '' Revenues rose 32% year-over-year to a record $1.31B, and diluted EPS of $0.62 crushed the $0.41-0.43 consensus by 44-51%. Net deposits hit a record $21.7B, platform assets a...
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