Posted by Alumni from TechCrunch
February 13, 2026
It's the middle of February, and the air is dry. There are fine lines emerging on my forehead, maybe because I don't moisturize enough, but maybe as a harbinger of something greater: each day I grow closer to my own death. Soon, I will be 30. I will never be younger than I am right now. Fintech-founder-turned-longevity-guru Bryan Johnson has an offer that has caught my attention. For the low, low price of $1 million per year, I can pay him to show me the ropes of the 'exact protocol' he's followed for the last five years. He calls the program 'Immortals.' Yes, a guy who has received botox injections in his genitals will teach me how to supposedly reverse the process of aging. Why shouldn't I believe that Byran Johnson has uncovered the secrets to living longer than any other human' No, he has not yet proven his capacity to outlive all other humans. He was born in 1977, a year in which many current humans were born. But why would I doubt the judgement of a guy who fortified his... learn more